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| Three weeks after her wedding day, Joanna called her minister. "Reverend," she wailed, "John and I had a DREADFUL fight!... more
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| When a knight in armour was killed in battle, what sign did they put on his grave ?Rust in peace !... more
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| A man is fibbing away about how great things are in his country. Finally, he starts describing the tall buildings in his... more
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| Why do you want to be buried at sea? Because my wife says she wants to dance on my grave.... more
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| Question: What did the dead raccoon say in his will? Answer: "Leave it to Beaver."... more
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| Waiter, theres a fly in my soup !Yes, its the rotting meat that attracts them !... more
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| This elderly Newfoundland fisherman is on his deathbed and summons his 3 sons to his bedside. "Well boys, the time is ne... more
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| A chemist, a shopkeeper and a teacher were sentenced to death by firing squad. The chemist was taken from his cell and a... more
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| A monster and a zombie went into a funeral home. Id like to order a coffin for a friend of mine who has just died, said... more
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| Teacher: If I had ten flies on my desk, and I swatted one, how many flies would be left?Girl: One - the dead one!... more
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