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Category:Dentist jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
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Joke:"I am sorry, madam, but I shall have to charge you hundred dollars for pulling your boys tooth.""Hundred dollars! Why, I understood you to say that you charged only twenty dollars for such work!""Yes," replied the dentist, "but this youngster yelled so terribly that he scared out four other patients out of the office."
 


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