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Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:The desk sergeant answered the phone, and at once a woman began screaming. "Youve got to help me! Theres a giant gray thing in my yard, and its pulling apples off the tree with its tail!" "Whats he doing with the apples?" the sergeant asked. "If I told you," the woman cried, "you wouldnt believe me!"
 


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