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Category:Dentist jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A man went to his dentist because he feels something wrong in his mouth.The dentist examines him and says, "that new upper plate I put in for you six months ago is eroding. What have you been eating?"The man replies, "all I can think of is that about four months ago my wife made some asparagus and put some stuff on it that was delicious ... Hollandaise sauce. I loved it so much I now put it on everything --- meat, toast, fish, vegetables, everything.""Well," says the dentist, "thats probably the problem. Hollandaise sauce is made with lots of lemon juice, which is highly corrosive. Its eaten away your upper plate. Ill make you a new plate, and this time use chrome.""Why chrome?" asks the patient. To which the dentist replies, "Its simple. Everyone knows that ... theres no plate like chrome for the Hollandaise!"
 


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