Nearly 10,000 of the funniest jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us
JOKES

SEARCH ::

Find:


Viewing Joke:

Category:Dirty jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:501
 
Joke:One day there was two boys playing by a stream. One of the young boys saw a bush and went over to it and the other boy couldnt figure out why his friend was at the bush so long. The other boy went over to the bush and looked. The two boys were looking at a woman bathing naked in the steam. All of a sudden the second boy took off running.The first boy couldnt understand why he ran away so he took off after his friend. Finally, he caught up to him and asked why he ran away. The boy said to his friend, "My mom told me if I ever saw a naked lady I would turn to stone, and I felt something getting hard, so I ran."
 


More Dirty Jokes:

1.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
A guy is strolling along a sandy beach one day when he comes acrossa very old bottle. Hes just dusting it off when two r... more

2.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: Did you hear the slogan for the the new "Stealth Condom?"A: "Theyll never see you coming."... more

3.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
What is it when a man talks dirty to a woman?Sexual harassment.... more

4.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: How do you embarrass an archeologist?A: Give him a used tampon and ask him which period it came from.... more

5.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
A woman checked in at the pearly gates and asked to join her former husband,Walter Smith. Saint Peter said, "We have fiv... more

6.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you call 3 blondes, a chimp, and another blonde standing on a street corner?A: 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, 4 f*cks, not... more

7.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: Whats the difference between a counterfeit dollar and a skinny blonde?A: Ones a phony buck.... more

8.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
One day a man was sleeping and the neighbors little girl entered his house, woke him up and said, "What is that between... more

9.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
If the dove is the bird of peace, what is the bird of true love? The swallow.... more

10.   Category: Dirty jokes  0 stars
Q: What is the difference between medium and rare?A: 6 inches is medium, 8 inches is rare.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners