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Category:Divorce jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A guy calls up his ex-wife and, disguising his voice, asks to speak to himself."Sorry, he doesnt live here anymore, were divorced!"Next day, the guy does the same thing with the same results.He does this everyday for a week, and finally his ex-wife realizes who it is that keeps calling. "Look, Bozo! Were divorced! Finito! End of story! When are you going to get that through your fat head?""Oh, I know! I just cant hear it enough!"
 


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