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Category:Farmer jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A farmer and his girlfriend were out for a strollin the fields when they came across a cow and acalf rubbing noses."Boy," said the farmer, "that sure makes me want todo the same.""Well, go ahead," said his girlfriend. "Its your cow."
 


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