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Category:Farmer jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A farmer was interviewing a young man for the job of assistant farmhand.`Youll need to be fit, said the farmer. `Have you ever had any illnesses? Any accidents?No, sir, replied the young man proudly. `But youre on crutches. You must have had an accident! said the farmer.`Oh, the crutches! said the young man. `A bull tossed me last week. But that wasnt an accident! He did it on purpose!
 


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