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Category:Fishing jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A small town Doctor was famous in the area for always catching large fish.One day while he was on one of his frequent fishing trips he got a call that a woman at a neighboring farm was giving birth. He rushed to her aid and delivered a healthy baby boy.The farmer had nothing to weigh the baby with so the Doctor used his fishing scales.The baby weighed 22 lbs 10 oz..
 


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