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Category:Fishing jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:859
 
Joke:George went fishing, but at the end of the day he had not caught one fish.On the way back to camp, he stopped at a fish store.I want to buy three trout, he said to the owner. But instead of putting them in a bag, throw them to me.Why should I do that? the owner asked.So I can tell everyone that I caught three fish!
 


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