Nearly 10,000 of the funniest jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us



Viewing Joke:

Category:Food jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Joke:Q: What do you call cheese thats not yours?A: Nacho cheese!

More Food Jokes:

1.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Jimmy, how many more times must I tell you to come away from that cookie tin? No more, mom. Its empty.... more

2.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Why are fried onions like a photocopy machine? They keep repeating themselves.... more

3.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
How can you tell the difference between a can of chicken soup and a can of tomato soup? Read the label.... more

4.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Q.Why did the cookie go to the doctor?A. He was feeling crummy!... more

5.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
How do you make gold soup?Put 14 carrots in it.... more

6.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you call a fake noodle?A: An Impasta.... more

7.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Whats the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.... more

8.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Whats the best day to eat bacon? Fry-day.... more

9.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
What ghost is handy in the kitchen? A recipe spook.... more

10.   Category: Food jokes  0 stars
Why did the teacher have her hair in a bun? Because she had her nose in a hamburger.... more

home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners