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Category:Heaven and hell jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:One day at the entrance to heaven, St. Peter saw a New York street gang.walk up to the Pearly Gates. This being a first, St. Peter ran to God and said, "God,there are some evil, thieving New Yorkers at the Pearly Gates. What do I do?".God replied, "Just do what you normally do with that type. Re-direct them down to hell."St. Peter went back to carry out the order and all of a sudden he comes running back yelling "God, God, theyre gone, theyre gone!""Who, the New Yorkers?"."No, the Pearly Gates."
 


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