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Category:Heaven and hell jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:Two Irish friends greeted each other while waiting their turn at the bank window. "This reminds me of Finnegan," remarked one. "What about Finnegan?" inquired the other. "Tis a story that Finnegan died, and when he greeted St. Peter, he said: Its a fine job youve had here for a long time. Well, Finnegan, said St. Peter, here we count a million years as a minute and a million dollars as a cent. Ah! said Finnegan, Im needing cash. Lend me a cent. Sure, said St. Peter, just wait a minute."
 


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