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Category:Heaven and hell jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, "Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas.""The gatekeeper replied, "First of all, Im not Saint Peter and second, you really dont know where you are at all, do you ?"
 


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