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Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A kangaroo kept getting out of his enclosure at the zoo. Knowing that he could hop high, the zoo officials put up a ten-foot fence. He was out the next morning, just roaming around the zoo. A twenty-foot fence was put up. Again he go out. When the fence was forty feet high, a camel in the next enclosure asked the kangaroo, "How high do you think theyll go?"The kangaroo said, "About a thousand feet, unless somebody locks the gate at night!"
 


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