Nearly 10,000 of the funniest jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us
JOKES

SEARCH ::

Find:


Viewing Joke:

Category:Lawyer jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:1653
 
Joke:A lawyer returns to his parked BMW to find the headlightsbroken and considerable damage. Theres no sign of theoffending vehicle but hes relieved to see that theres anote stuck under the windshield wiper."Sorry. I just backed into your Beemer. The witnesses who sawthe accident are nodding and smiling at me because they thinkIm leaving my name, address and other particulars. But Im not."
 


More Lawyer Jokes:

1.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A man walks into a friend and sees that his friends caris total loss and covered with leaves, grass, branches,dirt and b... more

2.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
In the construction field, it is often noted that lawyers make the worst clients. However, a couple of years ago I met a... more

3.   Category: Lawyer jokes  4 stars
Whats the difference between a lawyer and atrampoline?You should take your workboots off beforeyou jump on a trampoline.... more

4.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
A Frenchman, an Englishman, an American man, and a lawyer were sitting on a train. The Frenchman offered everyone some o... more

5.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
How can you tell a lawyer is lying?Other lawyers look interested.... more

6.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
How many lawyers does it take to change a lightbulb?None, theyd rather keep their clients in the dark.... more

7.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Youre trapped in a room with a tiger, a rattlesnake and a lawyer. You have a gun with two bullets. What should you do?Yo... more

8.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Why dont lawyers enjoy playing golf?Because its too much like work, what with all of the lying involved.... more

9.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Q. Why is it that many lawyers have broken noses?A. From chasing parked ambulances.... more

10.   Category: Lawyer jokes  0 stars
Why is it that New Jersey got all the toxic waste dumps and California got all the lawyers?New Jersey had first choice.... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners