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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A young husband with an inferiority complex insisted he was just a little pebble on a vast beach.The marriage counselor, trying to be creative, told him, "If you wish to save your marriage, youd better be a little boulder."
 


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