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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:The angry wife met her husband at the door. His breath stunk ofalcohol and his face was plastered with lipstick. "I assume," shebarked, "there is a very good reason for you to come drifting inat six oclock in the morning?""There is!" he replied, "Breakfast."
 


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