Nearly 10,000 of the funniest jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us
JOKES

SEARCH ::

Find:


Viewing Joke:

Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:901
 
Joke:Night. A sleeping couple is lying in a bed. Door bell rings. A couple wakes up.Woman: "Quick! My husband is back!"Man jumps out from a window. Flying down he starts to think: "Shit! But I am the husband!"
 


More Marriage Jokes:

1.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Q: What do you call two spiders who just got married?A: Newlywebs.... more

2.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
NOVICE: Do clever men make good husbands?SAGE: Clever men dont BECOME husbands!... more

3.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Moe: My wife converted me to religion.Joe: Really?Moe: Yes. Until I married her I didnt believe in hell.... more

4.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A family was having dinner on Mothers Day. For some reasonthe mother was unusually quiet. Finally the husband askedwhat... more

5.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
How do you turn a Fox into a Pit Bull?Marry her !... more

6.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Fatherasked, "Does this fellow have any money ?"The daugh... more

7.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
They were married, but since the argument they had a few days earlier, they hadnt been talking to each other.Instead, th... more

8.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
The newlywed wife said to her husband when he returned from work, "I have great news for you. Pretty soon, were going to... more

9.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
Two ladies were hanging out together and one was depressed. "Whats wrong?"The depressed one replied, "Ive been married f... more

10.   Category: Marriage jokes  0 stars
The room was full of pregnant women and their partners. The Lamaze class was in full swing. The instructor was teaching... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners