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Category:Marriage jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:"I was in a very generous mood today," a woman says to her friend."I gave a poor beggar $25.""Thats a lot of money to give away," says her friend. "What did your husband say?""He said, Thank you. "
 


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