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| Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu... more
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| Q: What is the difference between a cello and a coffin?A: The coffin has the corpse on the inside.... more
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| What is musical and handy in the supermarket. A Chopin Lizst.... more
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| Q.How is a heart like a musician?A.They both have a beat :)... more
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| 5. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you protect a valuable instrument?A: Hide it in an accordion case.... more
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| 6. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: When a 16-inch viola and a 17-inch viola are dropped simultaneously from a 30-story building, which one hits the pave... more
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| Conductor: Again from measure 5, if you please.Voice from viola section: But Maestro, we have no measure numbers.... more
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| 8. | Category: Music jokes |
| What do you call a mammoth who conducts an orchestra? Tuskanini.... more
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| 9. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: What is the difference between a banjo and an anchor?A: You tie a rope to an anchor before you throw it overboard.... more
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| 10. | Category: Music jokes |
| Q: How do you make a trombone sound like a french horn?A: Stick your hand in the bell and play lots of wrong notes.... more
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