Nearly 10,000 of the funniest jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us
JOKES

SEARCH ::

Find:


Viewing Joke:

Category:Music jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:1304
 
Joke:A down and out musician was playing his harmonica in the middle of a busy shopping mall. Striding over, a policeman asked, "May I please see your permit?" I dont have one," confessed the musician. "In that case, youll have to accompany me.""Splendid!" exclaimed the musician. "What shall we sing?"
 


More Music Jokes:

1.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: Why dont they know where Mozart is buried?A: Because hes Haydn!... more

2.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
1st man: "My neighbors were screaming and yelling at three oclock this morning!"2nd man: "Did they wake you?"1st man: "N... more

3.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: How many bass players does it take to change a light bulb?A: Six. One to change it, five to fight off the lead guitar... more

4.   Category: Music jokes  4 stars
Q. Whats the difference between a dead bagpiper in the road and a dead country singer in the road? A. The country singer... more

5.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: How do you know when a trumpet player is at your door?A: The doorbell shrieks!... more

6.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Knock KnockWhos there !Bass !Bass who ?Bass the salt and pepper please !... more

7.   Category: Music jokes  2 stars
Why did the music student have a piano in the bathroom? Because he was practicing Handels Water Music.... more

8.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Q: Whats the difference between a Scotsman and a Rolling Stone? A: A Rolling Stone says "hey you, get off of my cloud!",... more

9.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
Fritz Kriesler and Rachmaninov had a recital in Carnegie Hall once. In the middle of the music, Kriesler got lost and tu... more

10.   Category: Music jokes  0 stars
A violist and a cellist were standing on a sinking ship together."Help!" cried the cellist, "I cant swim!""Dont worry,"... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners