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Category:Police jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A cop pulls a car over on the highway for speeding. When he asks for the drivers license, the driver argued, "Speeding??? But officer, I was only trying to keep a safe distance between my car the the car in back of me."
 


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