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Category:Police jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A client of a hospital where they made brain transplantations asked about the prices.The doctor said, "Well, this Ph.D. brain costs $10,000. This brain belonged to a NASA top scientist and costs $15,000. Here we have a policemans brain as well. It costs $50,000."The client asked, "What? Hows that possible?"The doctor replied, "You see, its totally unused."
 


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