Nearly 10,000 of the funniest jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us
JOKES

SEARCH ::

Find:


Viewing Joke:

Category:Police jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
Rating:3 stars     
Views:764
 
Joke:A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women decide to hide in three potato sacks.The cop kicks the first bag, and the brunette says, "meow", the cop says, "oh, its only a cat"He kicks the second bag, and the redhead says, "woof, woof". The cop says, "its only a dog".He kicks the third bag, and the blonde says, "potato"
 


More Police Jokes:

1.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
A policeman spots a woman driving and knitting at the same time. Driving up beside her, he shouts out the window... "Pul... more

2.   Category: Police jokes  3 stars
A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde were robbing a supermarket when a police officer walked in the store.The three women... more

3.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
Two Alabama State Troopers were chasing a Camaro East on I-20 toward Georgia. When the suspect crossed the Georgia line,... more

4.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
How many cops does it take to throw a man down the stairs?None. He fell.... more

5.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
A farmer and his pig were driving down the road when a cop pulled him over.The cop asked the farmer, "Didnt you know it... more

6.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
My horoscope read, "Youre going places and you cant be stopped."Apparently the cop who gave me a ticket hadnt read it.... more

7.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
A cop stops a man for running a stop sign and the subject gives the cop a lot of grief explaining that he did stop.After... more

8.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
This hillbilly is traveling across Texas when a state policeman pulls him over."You got any I.D.?" the patrolman asked."... more

9.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
A man was caught for speeding and went before the judge.The judge said, "What will you take....30 days or $30."The man r... more

10.   Category: Police jokes  0 stars
While the pope was visiting the USA, he told the driver of his limo that he has the sudden urge to drive. The driver was... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners