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Category:Police jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:- Santa Claus, one smart and one stupid policeman are walking together when they spotted hundred dollars on the ground. Who will take the money?- ???- Stupid policeman, since Santa Claus and the smart policeman dont exist.
 


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