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Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A preacher was completing a temperance sermon: with great expression he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, Idtake it and throw it into the river."With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the world, Id take it and throw it into the river."And then finally, he said, "And if I had all the whiskey in the world, Id take it and throw it into the river." He sat down.The song leader then stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn # 365:"Shall We Gather at the River."
 


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