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Category:Religious jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, "Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?"The priest says, "Because Im a father."Johnny says, "Yeah? Well, my old mans got three kids and he dont wear his collar backwards."The priest says "You dont understand, son. I have thousands of children." Johnny says, "You should wear your trousers backwards."
 


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