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Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A teacher was giving a lesson on the circulation of the blood. Trying to make the matter clearer, he said: "Now, students, if I stood on my head the blood, as you know, would run into it, and I should turn red in the face." "Yes, sir," the boys said. "Then why is it that while I am standing upright in the ordinary position the blood doesnt run into my feet?" A little fellow shouted, "Its because yer feet aint empty."
 


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