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| Whats the longest piece of furniture in the school? The multiplication table.... more
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| Did you hear what happened when there was an epidemic of laryngitis at school? The school nurse sent everyone to the cro... more
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| Father: You were absent on the day of the test?Son: No but the boy who sits next to me was!... more
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| Mother: How was your first day at school?Son: It was all right except for some man called "Teacher" who kept spoiling al... more
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| An ideal homework excuseTeacher: Where is your homework?Pupil: I left it in my shirt and my mother put it in the washing... more
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| Teacher : What are you doing, crawling into school ten minutes late ?Pupil : Well you told me never to walk into school... more
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| Mother: How do you like your new teacher ?Son: I dont. She told me to sit up the front for the present and then she didn... more
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| Great news, teacher says we have a test today come rain or shine.So whats so great about that?Its snowing outside!... more
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| Teacher: Why didnt you answer me ?Pupil: I did, I shook my headTeacher: You dont expect me to hear it rattling from here... more
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| Teacher: Why cant you ever answer any of my questions ?Pupil: Well if I could there wouldnt be much point in me being he... more
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