Nearly 10,000 of the funniest jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us
JOKES

SEARCH ::

Find:


Viewing Joke:

Category:Accountant jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:1193
 
Joke:A Martian lands to plunder, pillage and burn. He goes up to the owner of the first house he sees and says, "Im a Martian just arrived from the other side of the galaxy. Were here to destroy your civilisation, pillage and burn. What do you think about that?" The owner replies, "I dont have an opinion. Im a chartered accountant."
 


More Accountant Jokes:

1.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Whats an actuary?An accountant without the sense of humour.... more

2.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Wife to husband as they watch their young son playing:"Hes such a sensitive child. Lets wait until hes older before we t... more

3.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
A young accountant, straight out of uni, applies for a job advertised in the Sydney Morning Herald. He is interviewed by... more

4.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
An auditor is checking the books of an airline. He is puzzled by the excess use of fuel on a Melbourne to Canberra fligh... more

5.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Whats an extroverted accountant?One who looks at your shoes while hes talking to you instead of his own.... more

6.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Whats the most wicked thing a group of young accountants can do?Go into town and gang-audit someone.... more

7.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Whats a shy and retiring accountant?An accountant who is half a million shy and thats why hes retiring.... more

8.   Category: Accountant jokes  5 stars
An accountant goes into a pet shop to buy a parrot. The shop owner shows him three identical parrots on a perch and says... more

9.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
What does it mean when an accountant is drooling out of both sides of his mouth?His desk is level... more

10.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners