Nearly 10,000 of the funniest jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us
JOKES

SEARCH ::

Find:


Viewing Joke:

Category:Accountant jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:921
 
Joke:The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective employer asked him what starting salary he was looking for."Oh, around $100,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.""Well, how does this sound? Five weeks annual leave, 22.5% superannuation, paid expenses to overseas conferences every year, home telephone reimbursed and a company car replaced every 20,000 kilometres, say a Mercedes convertible."The graduate sat up straight and tried not to look excited. "Wow. Are you kidding?""Yeah. But you started it."
 


More Accountant Jokes:

1.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Conversation between two accountants at a cocktail party:".......and ninthly..."... more

2.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Why did God invent economists?So accountants could have someone to laugh at.... more

3.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
An accountant visited the Natural History museum. While standing near the dinosaur he said to his neighbor: "This dinosa... more

4.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
Three partners in an accounting firm go out to lunch. They are the audit partner, the tax partner and the senior partner... more

5.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
How many cost accountants does it take to change a light bulb?Hmmm........Ill just do a few numbers and get back to you... more

6.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
The accountant had just read the story of Cinderella to his four-year-old daughter for the first time. The little girl w... more

7.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
How many accountants does it take to change a light bulb?"What kind of answer did you have in mind?"Two, one to change t... more

8.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
What does FCPA stand for?Finally Caught Pinching the Assets... more

9.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
The young accounting graduate, fresh out of uni and knowing everything, applied for his first job. The prospective emplo... more

10.   Category: Accountant jokes  0 stars
A business man was interviewing applicants for the position of divisional manager. He devised a simple test to select th... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners