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Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:Fred came rushing in to his Dad. "Dad!" he puffed, "is it true that an apple a day keeps the doctor away?" "Thats what they say," said his Dad. "Well, give me an apple quick ? Ive just broken the doctors window!"
 


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