Nearly 10,000 of the funniest jokes online now!
home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us
JOKES

SEARCH ::

Find:


Viewing Joke:

Category:Apple jokes
Date Added:10/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:851
 
Joke:How does an apple a day keep the doctor away? When you take careful aim.
 


More Apple Jokes:

1.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
Why dont apples smile when you go bobbing ?Because theyre crab apples !... more

2.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
What did one maggot say to the other who was stuck in an apple? Worm your way out of that one, then!... more

3.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
Two girls were having their packed lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said,Watch out for worms won... more

4.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
Why didnt the two worms go into Noahs ark in an apple?Because everyone had to go in pairs !... more

5.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
If an apple a day keeps the doctor away, what does an onion do? Keeps everyone away.... more

6.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
The first commandment was when Eve told Adam to eat the apple.... more

7.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
Two boys were eating a snack lunch in the school yard. One had an apple and the other said, "Watch out for worms wont yo... more

8.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
If it took six pigs two hours to eat the apples in the orchard, how many hours would it take three pigs? None, because t... more

9.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
What did the Gorilla do with the apple he was holding in his hands?He brought it to school and said, An Ape-lle for the... more

10.   Category: Apple jokes  0 stars
Why did Eve want to move to New York ?She fell for the Big Apple !... more



home | categories | a to z browse | search | random joke | submit joke | contact us | link partners