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Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:Sauer and Tolbert went to the zoo and watched in awe as a lion let loose with a spine-tingling roar. "Lets get out of here!" said Sauer. "Go on, ifn you want to," said the other redneck. "But Ahm stayin for the whole movie!"
 


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