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Date Added:10/10/2007
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Joke:A Scotsman paying his first visit to a zoo stopped by one of the cages"An whut animal would that be ?" he asked the keeper."Thats a moose from Canada", came the reply."A moose !!", exclaimed the Scotsman. "Hoots, mon, if thats a moose then they must ha rats the size of elephants over there !"
 


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